Don't Forget: New York is f-in wierd.

A friend told me recently that he was walking around union square one day and noticed someone walking towards him with a large brown object on his bald head. As the man passed, my friend saw that it was poop. Not believing what he saw, my friend followed this man for 2 avenues and 3 blocks before he was sure by the way that the object 1)looked 2)smelled that it was in fact and large piece of crap.

Fact or fable? I can't tell.

Either way, one of the men in the tale is a shithead.