Don't Forget: New York is f-in wierd.

the tide rolls in
a cart rolls by
this is paradise
only slightly well made
well manicured
the ocean pours itself onto the shore
pours itself onto itself

Rain cues me to stop
look out
you won't be here forever
and the sun is shining briefly
on you

how easy it is to lust after the ocean
it's power
palpably fleeting
waxing poetic before me
marvel the expanse, unending horizon

Bury me at sea.

Hey
hey
You left
I know
I missed you
We were done.
So many memories to
forget, I know.
I loved you
I loved you
Godd I'm glad.
It wasn't just me
I know.
I wish I had time
To hold me. I know
You're right.
I know.

You have to go?
I do.
OK. allright.
I know.

Hey Mehgan, saw you found your glasses before I left :) let's hang soon. -Dave (the drummer you danced with last night)


Bear!
Why did you have to be there!?
Why couldnt you be somewhere else
Please?

-I came into the room this morning and John was screaming like a girl
-Because there was a mouse!
-Because our cat was playing with a yarn toy.

because I had bad energy. how effing weird is that!

this woman is a mom ->

<- this woman is not.

how fuckin weird is that?

I was riding on the C train a week ago and a lady panhandler came onto the train and started in with her handle. It went like this:
Good morning ladies and gentleman. I am here today lookin to get some money for breakfast. I am homeless and have not eaten yet today, and any little bit will help. I am just trying to get ten dollars for breakfast.

She must have been going to the all you can eat homeless lobster buffet.

I went to Ann Coulter's house for lunch yesterday. She invited me and a few other women of influence to talk politics and business. It was great, we talked about the republican candidates, swapped recipes, and did some burlesque hoolahooping. The weird part of the day came when she made smoothies for us. I couldn't bring myself to drink it. She made them with aborted fetuses, for the protein element.

Last night I might have engaged in some risky behaviour. What did I do you ask? I engaged in a few careless whispers. I didn't feel at the time that they were actually that careless. But I guess, much like beer gives one goggles, peeps can give a sense of careful thoughts.